NCAA Recruiting Rankings A Joke
by J. LaSussa College football recruiting rankings are a joke. Obviously there is no way to predict how an 18-year-old kid will pan out at a major Division 1 football program, but you would like to...
View ArticleThe DUD Loves College Coeds. Oh, and Football, Too…
by Tommy Gimler It’s that time of year again. You know, when 19-year-old girls ruin any possibility of ever having a career in politics when they stick their tongues down each other’s throats for the...
View ArticleNow Is As Good As Any Time To Remind Irish Fans That Everett Golson Wasn’t...
by Tommy Gimler It’s been a tough six months for Notre Dame Fighting Irish football fans. I mean, having to sit through an absolute ass pounding in the National Championship game and then find out a...
View ArticleHere’s Every Buzzer Beater From The First Weekend Of The NCAA Tournament
by Tommy Gimler I’m not going to lie. I peed a little bit after each one of these puppies went down. Every year, you see some bald douche on a major sports network say something to the effect of “This...
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